Do you smile with white, gleaming teeth?
And what about your hair... is it long and blonde?
Oh and you’ll have to be a size 4 – 6…
If not, then we can fix you up with pills and photo-shop!
Infact, we have just the job for you…
Become our puppet and we’ll hold you up with strings
But don’t worry; we can make you dance and sing!
Do you want to be a star?
Live in Hollywood and sleep in Egyptian cotton..?
Well then, why don’t you come with us!
They all do in the end…
We’ll give you a new sense of purpose
To match that new Gucci bag and Vera Wang dress
We’ll even throw in stiletto’s… how kind!
There you go… the perfect person for us!
Oh but wait, we’ve found someone else…
She’s much younger and prettier than you
I’m sorry but you won’t be back by popular demand.
The truth is… we’ve found someone new
And better still… she’s a size 2!
Sorry your trip has ended so quickly
No refund is available…
We’ll send out your résumé,
You really were helpful
Now go-on, it’s past your pay-day.
Good luck with the future
I’m sure there’ll be something,
Maybe a Panto
Or even your own reality TV show!
And we’ll have to cancel that contract
But your money will last you a lifetime…
Oh but you spent it all on that pad in LA!
Never mind, you’ll get it all back… someday…
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